• Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

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death-by-lulz:

awwww-cute:

Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne


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death-by-lulz:

awwww-cute:

Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne

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dubstepfordads:

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

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awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

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